10 Movies That Peaked Way Too Early

9. I Am Legend€ Isn€™t

The third adaptation of Richard Matheson€™s classic novel and the only one to keep the name, I Am Legend sets its stall out early as a truly post-apocalyptic movie. Will Smith€™s Robert Neville, as with Vincent Price€™s Robert Morgan in 1964€™s The Last Man On Earth and Charlton Heston as Robert Neville in 1971€™s The Omega Man, is alone in a broken down cityscape, the last healthy human being alive. The opening scenes are brilliant stuff, intermittent flashbacks reminding us of the world €“ Neville€™s world €“ that was, and of everything that€™s been lost. New York is creepy as hell, while retaining that majestic sense of alienation that comes with observing the ruin of a civilisation: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:€Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!€ Will Smith is never better than in this opening first act, perfectly personifying the good man papering over the cracks, but on the verge of allowing those crack to rip open through loneliness, isolation and grief. Alienation, loneliness, isolation€ that€™s the engine of the first third of I Am Legend, and it€™s sadly unsustainable if the story is to move on. As soon as Neville begins interacting with others €“ as soon as he discovers he€™s not alone €“ the electric atmosphere of the film crumbles, and we€™re left with a simple sci-fi action movie. Worse, we€™re left with that most cowardly of all armageddon narratives: the viral apocalypse, the end of the world with its own built-in reset button. Now that Neville€™s not alone, now that there are more survivors, the successful search for a cure will save the world. Civilisation is not lost after all. The irony of Ozymandias in the first act is wasted, as is the whole point of the title of the novel that the film appropriates. The novel€™s Robert Neville recognises that the human race is over with, that the new vampiric strain are the inheritors of the earth. He has become a superstition, a boogeyman, just as the vampire once was for humanity. Smith€™s Neville is €˜legend€™ simply because he did a few blood tests and saved the world. Also, they should never have killed the dog. That's just bad Hollywood voodoo, right there.
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