10 Movies You Could Not Get Me To Sit Through More Than Once

8. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Roa 478r Rgb Rise of the Planet of the Apes (a sort of prequel/reboot to the long standing series) had a lot going for it in my eyes. It had a very good story, James Franco put in a fantastic performance, and the CGI was top notch. But there was one thing that bugged me about Rise that I could not get over: the planet of the apes did not rise. There was, however, a great narrative for two hours, creating an intense back story for the famous movie from 1968 until I realized in the last five minutes that the only thing the apes achieved was reaching a patch of forest. I felt a little robbed and led on by false pretences. With the knowledge of almost no payoff in the likes of what was on the menu but never served, I can't say that I want to make time out of my day to watch this one again, which is a shame. Rise was a fun film, but it ended with me tossing my arms in the air with disbelief. In retrospect, I feel the movie could be titled Breakout and Rise of the Nature Reserve of the Apes (or, you know, something equally fitting).
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