10 Places You Don't Want to Visit While Trick-R-Treating

9. Steven's House - Trick'r Treat

The idea of asking your school principal for candy might seem tantalizing at first, but that dream should dissipate pretty quickly when you realize he moonlights as a serial killer. And he's not altogether shy about it. If he's not going to chop you up, he'll teach you how to do it. So, if anything, a visit to Principal Steven's house would provide one of the most memorable Halloweens in quite a while; you just might have to enjoy all your remaining Halloweens as a disembodied head. Unless, of course, you bring your trusty, sexy werewolf lady-friend. That could even things out. But I certainly wouldn't expect a lot of candy in either scenario.
 
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).