10 Radical Ideas To Save The Fantastic Four Franchise
7. Deadpool II: Dead Pooler
Fox have themselves a bona fide Marvel hit on their hands with the R-rated Deadpool. More than that, the Merc with a Mouth is irreverent, ultraviolent, sly and out of its freakin mind: its cool in ways that even the better X-Men movies arent. If you can think of a better way to give a broken franchise sudden credibility again than by matching them up with Ryan Reynolds Merc With A Mouth, then Id love to hear about it. The fit is weird, but kind of perfect: the Fantastic Four have a reputation for po-faced heroics that could be a perfect deadpan foil for Deadpools more ridiculous vaudevillian tendencies. Itd be like placing Hillary Clinton on a Presidential ticket with Tracy Morgan. Plus, lets face it: the Fantastic Four are weird. A human rubber band, a walking wall, a kid who immolates himself and his sister, who says shes invisible (but who may just be somewhere else, doing something else). Theres a lot of comedy mileage there for our Wade to run.
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