10 Reasons Being Batman Would Totally Suck

9. He Can't Seem To Keep A Good Romance

Catwoman It gets lonely being Batman. It also gets lonely being Bruce Wayne. Naturally as a human being Bruce/Batman seeks a companion as a way to alleviate his loneliness. It's a shame then that he can't ever seem to keep one. Bruce always seems to get involved with the wrong woman at the wrong time. Rachel Dawes loves Bruce but doesn't want to be with him because he is Batman. Miranda Tate seemed like a great companion for Bruce but it turns out she's really Talia Al Ghul and wants him dead in the worst way. Batman has always had the hots for Catwoman but she jumps between friend and foe all too often. Poison Ivy is seductive but she also wants to kill him. As you can see there is no winning here for Bruce or Batman. No matter how good things seem for his love life there is always a catch. The positive here is that he's still a billionaire and can order as many Russian mail order brides as he wants €“ surely they all can't be super-villains, can they?
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