10 Reasons Why Chris Nolan Should Stay Away From James Bond

1. Aren€™t The Bond Films Nolan-ish Enough Already?

inception what did you think The €˜Dark Knight Trilogy€™ casts a long shadow over Daniel Craig€™s €˜Bondage€™€”indeed Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson cheerfully referred to Casino Royale as €˜Bond Begins€™, just in case anyone thought they might have made a decision for artistic reasons rather than following the money. And it€™s more than just Bond€”this whole craze for €˜reboots€™, frequently accompanied by fanboy superlatives €˜dark€™, €˜realistic€™ (or €˜gritty€™, according to peanut butter preference), and in North America, €˜badass€™. Enough already. I admit it€™s made for some thoughtful and inventive takes on familiar ideas€”but it€™s also made for derivative, sloppy ones (in fairness, at least The Bourne Legacy was just pointless, not laughably stupid like Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters). I know the box office will prove me wrong, but there€™s a fundamental idiocy in making a €˜realistic€™ or €˜dark€™ Superman. Tim Burton realized it in 1998, but sadly Christopher Nolan didn€™t. And note how Man of Steel is actually directed by Watchmen€™s Zack Snyder, but Nolan is all everyone€™s talking about. Young directors from Snyder to The Amazing Spider-Man€™s Marc Webb are evaluated solely by their Nolan impersonations and not their own visions. Fundamentally, that€™s the biggest reason Christopher Nolan should stay away from James Bond€”because it would end up looking like virtually every big-budget movie that€™s come down the pipeline this decade.
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Hamish Crawford writes fiction more easily than fact. His first volume of short fiction, “A Madhouse, Only With More Elegant Jackets”, was published in 2011 from First Edition Publishing. He has an English degree from the University of Calgary and a Screenwriting M.A. from the University of Westminster, which leaves little space on the wall for his several PhD. rejection letters. His stories and articles have appeared in such publications as NoD and the Cult Britannia website (www.cultbritannia.co.uk). In September he will be speaking at a Doctor Who 50th anniversary conference in Hertfordsire. The owner of far more hats than heads, Hamish currently lives in Canada, and is disappointed that the preceding biography contains so few factual errors. Visit his website: http://hamish-crawford.weebly.com