10 Reasons Why Dawn of the Dead Remake Sucks

4. Getting To Andy

How are we going to get to Andy? What is Andy going to do? He's run out of food! Someone has to get to Andy! Can we keep him from starving to death? How about getting to Andy?! Hey, let's spend days building a tank inexplicably and--oh, look, Nicole easily got in to the truck, rammed down hordes of zombies, pulled up to the front of Andy's gun shop and slid in to the door without barely breaking a sweat just to get to a stupid dog! She got to Andy! Why didn't we think about doing that in the first place? I mean, the truck was there all along right?! We wasted a lot of time. How about getting to Nicole? I know, we'll go down in to the sewer and sneak in to Andy's gun shop! Why didn't we do that in the first place? Man, we wasted a lot of time and energy. What wonderful writing.
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Felix Vasquez Jr. has written for over fifteen years, and is an author and movie critic who has written for various online outlets and can be seen on Rotten Tomatoes. He resides in New York, where he writes for his own online movie review website Cinema Crazed and works on his novels. He has a passion for classic rock, horror movies, and pop culture.