10 Ridiculously Awful Sequels To Classic Movies You Didn't Know Existed

Before we go any further with this entry, a warning: I will rip the throat out of any man, woman, or child who claims that the original Road House does not qualify as a "classic movie."

As ridiculous as Road House may have been, the thing that held it all together was the excellent pairing of Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott. Not only were they both believable badasses, but they each possessed their own distinct brand of cool that made even the simplest conversation between the two characters feel like a scrapbook-worthy moment.

It stars Jake Busey, known primarily for being the son of legendary lunatic Gary Busey, and Johnathon Schaech, known primarily for adding way too many H's to his name when signing up for his SAG membership.

Together, these two men have the chemistry of Hayden Christensen and a turtle wearing a helmet. Stiff, awkward, and unable to deliver a single line of dialogue without sounding like they misplaced their meds three to four weeks ago and neglected to refill their prescriptions.

The action scenes are all right if you're okay with never actually seeing someone get punched or kicked. Who knows, maybe that's your thing?