8. Ashley - Just My Luck
It both shocks and offends me that I am meant to care about the plight of Lindsay Lohan's character in this film. She experiences a lifetime of everything going right for her, and I'm supposed to feel bad when all of a sudden she has to live life like a normal person? You know, not winning contests she doesn't enter and getting promoted just for showing up? When she loses her luck, she's so sickeningly naive I can't even handle it. What really happens to her that is a result of bad luck and not her own stupidity? She loses her job because she set her boss up with a male prostitute and got her arrested at a huge event. She gets rained on because she doesn't think to carry an umbrella. She's basically an idiot, and she doesn't deserve good luck. She's even so selfish that when she sees Chris Pine with her former luck, doing all these awesome things for other people, she still wants to steal it back so she can have her fairy tale life.