Ah, sequels. Hollywoods main source of income it seems. If you read my last two articles then you know I have a distaste for them. Its not that I dont enjoy a good sequel. The problem is that I get sick of seeing ads for so many terrible ones. The rehashed plots and recycled jokes that fill these ads remind me that there are people out there dumb enough to see the same movie twice. Its a sad day when a writer can be paid to change the font on his last successful script.There are plenty of awesome sequels on the horizon. Movies that are actually advancing their storylines. Iron Man 3 is the most recent and popular example. It took the character to brand new places and expanded on the universe its franchise occupies. But this list is dedicated to a different kind of beast. The kind of sequel that rehashes the exact same formula that got it green-lit and changes nothing at all. This list is a little warning guide for you the reader. I want to tell you about a few films that are probably going to be inducing cringes in cinemas very soon. Some have already passed us by. These offenders were clearly made for the sole reason of making profit. They will likely offer nothing new to us and be forgotten as soon as they leave cinemas. I imagine the pitch for them was something like this: 1. Take original script 2. Change location 3. ??? 4. Profit Without further ado, here they are.