10 Film Sequels And Spin-Offs That Should Never Have Happened

10. The Lost World: Jurassic Park

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Universal

Steven Spielberg€™s first movie since winning Best Director for Schindler€™s List, The Lost World takes place on €œSite B€, another island that just happens to be home to a menagerie of dinosaurs. Faster than you can say €œplot contrivance€, there€™s several potential victims poking around the place.

You see, Jeff Goldblum has a hitherto-unmentioned girlfriend (Julianne Moore) who€™s already there, so when Jeff decides to rescue her, his hitherto-unmentioned daughter decides to stow away. Because what€™s a Jurassic Park movie without a kid being placed in peril?

The rest of the film is a succession of dinosaur attacks, and its €œart€ lies in its contrivances. In order to keep the movie from stalling, screenwriter David Koepp (Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull) throws in all manner of nonsense, including a scene where Goldblum€™s daughter saves him from a dino by performing gymnastics and a moment where the creepy foreign (Peter Stormare €“ who else?) wanders off on his own to his doom.

Clearly saving the best for last, Koepp tosses in a homage to King King in the film€™s final act as a dinosaur runs amok through San Diego, knocking down walls and drinking from swimming pools €“ all without waking up the neighbourhood.

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'