2. Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape - Scary Movie V
Scary Movie V is a movie so mind-meltingly stupid that my brain has thankfully forgotten most of it, but the scene that remains in situ is the opening skit featuring Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, playing themselves as they attempt to make a sex tape. Some Benny Hill-inspired fast-forward shenanigans ensue, before things get paranormal and the pair start getting thrown around like ragdolls by a malevolent entity. The most painful moment comes when Charlie is about to be dragged away and says straight to the camera, "I've come back from worse than this." It's almost enough to make you wish for an end to the cinematic medium, just to ensure that tripe like this can't be slathered on our screens anymore. To rub salt in the wound, the movie made almost 4x its budget in box office receipts.
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes).
General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
