1. Spider-Man (Spider-Man, 1977)
Sam Raimi's Spider-Man was pretty good. Andrew Garfield's take on the classic Marvel favourite was even better. E.W. Swackhamer's 1977 TV movie version on the other hand was in a league of his own. I had Spider-Man pyjamas that were more convincing than this version of Peter Parker's alter ego. And I think criminals would have been way more scared if I'd chased after them in it. For reasons unknown Swackhamer's vision of Spidey has him looking like a red and blue gimp in cowboy boots. And why does he always walk around like he's doing Kung Fu? I know he's supposed to be stealthy but he stands like he's permanently awaiting a sneak attack by ninjas. This is the saddest Superhero costume in the history of cinema and television for sure and is a sad indictment of how real heroes would look in the real world. You wouldn't necessarily have a huge Bruce Wayne type of budget leaving you looking more like some random weirdo than a crime fighting über hero. I wonder how much this guy paid on eBay?