10 Terrifying Moments In Terrible Horror Movies
5. The Hitchhiker's Death - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Remember when Transformers franchise mastermind/ bane of critics everywhere Michael Bay decided he needed to remake every classic horror with his own individual style stamped all over these cheap knock-offs? No? Then we’d love to ingest some of whatever you’re taking to forget this embarrassing era for horror fans.
The Platinum Dunes decade has largely been deservedly written out of celluloid history since most everyone who wants to watch Friday the 13th or A Nightmare on Elm Street nowadays will reach for the flawed but enjoyable originals over the soulless noughties retreads, but circa 2003 Bay was a big enough name to justify a remake of one of horror’s most beloved properties.
Stripping Tobe Hooper’s unforgettably grimy, intense original of all of its vicious impact by applying a squeaky clean MTV sheen to proceedings, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake is an entirely regrettable wrongheaded endeavour.
Well, actually not ENTIRELY, actually.
This banger sequence early on wherein an unfortunate hitchhiker’s brains are blown out prompting the camera to, in a shot which remains impressive for its virtuoso daring, glide through her open head and back into the car, prompting a rare gasp of awe and horror from the audience amidst all the groans of boredom before and after this sole moment.