1. He Destroyed Boners Forever With This Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6dXmFaYq8 Watch it. Take it all in. All 60 seconds of the uninterrupted, disturbingly passionate, mustached make-out session. Why? Why did this have to happen to us? What did we do to deserve having this experience in our life's timeline? There are no words spoken in this Super Bowl ad from 2013. Not unless slurping noises are considered words now. Instead, he just shows up next to this elderly lady and starts going to town on her mouth hole, like a sorcerer trying to drink her soul. Old Milwaukee has offered no explanation for why they let this happen. Will Ferrell didn't even get paid to do it. There are so many things about this that are bothersome, not the least of which is WHY DID THEY HAVE TO ZOOM BACK IN ON THE TONGUE-KISSING? We were home free on that shot of the six-pack sitting in the guy's grocery bag, and then they just had to keep it going. I hate you, Will Ferrell. I hate you so good.