Oh dear lord where to start with Bullseye? Thanks to 20th Century Fox's attempt to make a moody Spider-Man clone of its own, Bullseye occupies a weird middle ground between being 'realistic' and painfully absurd. It doesn't help that Colin Farrell plays Bullseye wide eyed and manic, like a man who is actually imagining the events of the film as part of some sort of elaborate, drug-induced hallucination. In fairness there's little Farrell could do to salvage the part. As well as wearing the sort of punk/metalhead attire that only ever gets worn thanks to movie wardrobe departments, this version of Bullseye, the expert marksman and assassin, has a full-on set of crosshairs branded on his forehead, presumably to help him blend into crowds undetected. And when he does want to keep his scar warm and covered? Well, he wears a beanie hat that makes him look like U2's The Edge, and that's never a good thing.
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