2. Bad Boys III
It's A Sequel To... Bad Boys II (2003) The original
Bad Boys is one of those movies directed by Michael Bay that we all have to pretend to hate so we don't look stupid, but secretly we can't help but love, because - look - it's Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, and there's banter and explosions and high-octane fun! It's impossible not to look at a screen where all that stuff is going on and not be hypnotised by its primal charms. Well, unless the movie is
Bad Boys II, that is. That wasn't all that great, huh? Can you believe it's been 10 years since
Bad Boys II came out, though? Maybe you can, to be fair, given as to how nobody has really thought about a
Bad Boys movie since 2003, 'less they saw it on TV late one night recently and muttered: "Oh, yeah, this exists." Right now, though, I can't picture anyone getting excited at the idea of two middle-aged men running around in a second Michael Bay sequel that comes over ten years after the last one came out, can you?