1. Mutant Airborne Sharks Flown By Superhuman Nazi Zombies!
weve saved the best until last. Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the euphemistically titled Sky Sharks, probably coming to a torrent site near you in 2017. Incredibly, a ridiculous idea from a Doctor Who Christmas special, itself probably nicked from old X-Men comic books, has been appropriated for the ultimate Super Magic Nazi Zombie flick: Flying sharks, decked out with guns and missiles, ridden by mutated zombie Nazis. Yet another war-winning idea from the geniuses in the Third Reich that fell into disuse when the Allies emerged victorious (seriously, with all of this out-of-the-box supernatural wizardry at their fingertips its amazing they needed the Ark Of The Covenant at all), geologists drilling into the Antarctic ice discover an old Nazi lab dedicated to creating heavily modified flying sharks, and also the undead super soldiers that would ride them, because just one of those things wouldnt be enough. Being funded as we type this via crowdfunding efforts, German filmmakers are around third of the way to their target budget. Director Marc Fehse has put together a trailer to whet the appetite and attract more investors: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsrNQApxnus As if all of this wasnt enough, it seems likely that our heroes will decide to save the say by using the same techniques to reanimate US forces that fell in Vietnam. Impossibly, joyously, taglines suggested for the films one-sheets include In A Shark No One Can Hear You Scream and Feed The Fishes. Its the stuff that dreams are made of. Whats your favourite Super Magic Nazi Zombie flick? Tell us all about it in the comments!
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