10. Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Throughout this sequel, characters whose only purpose is to look cool, spin their weapons before holstering them, pull fancy first-person-shooter moves or, if theyre really slick, leap from a helicopter firing two guns simultaneously. In other words, the kind of over-the-top action that Robert Rodriguez serves up as tongue in cheek is here afforded the kind of respect given to a James Bond or Die Hard picture. Also on hand are some disposable supporting characters who behave in really stupid ways - wandering off alone, sneaking up on armed-to-the-teeth colleagues, hiding from zombies in a graveyard etc. That qualifies the picture for so-bad-its-good status, but its the movies antagonist that makes you wonder if the filmmakers were playing with a full deck. Looking like the bastard child of Jesse Ventura and a Cenobite, the Nemesiss arsenal includes machine guns, grenade launchers and a gun like the one Jesse had in Predator, but while he proves adept at causing collateral damage, hes never able to acquire his target. During a lengthy chase with Milla Jovovich, doors become toothpicks, walls are demolished and entire buildings collapse, yet Jovovich doesnt suffer so much as a scratch. Hope he didnt cost six million dollars.