12 Badass Exploitation Films You Need To See Before You Die

1. Sister Street Fighter (1975)

Produced to capitalize on the worldwide kung-fu craze and the popularity of Japanese Pinku films, this spin-off from Sonny Chiba€™s Street Fighter series should by rights be a pedestrian cash-in, a fate it avoids because of its leading lady, Etsuko €œSue€ Shiomi. Praise Cynthia Rothrock and Michell Yeoh all you want, but Shiomi got there first and can kick butt with the best of them. In a plot so generic it also served as the basis for TNT Jackson that same year, Shiomi€™s search for her missing brother takes her to Hong Kong, where she learns he has gone undercover to infiltrate a dope smuggling ring. Sent to Yokohama to meet a fellow agent named €œFanny Singer€ (even the dubbers are having fun) our heroine€™s first act, after wowing some local thugs by plucking flies out of mid-air, is to get into a fight, which she then does every five minutes for the rest of the movie. Fortunately, the villains are so cartoonish that their shenanigans never become boring. Among those introduced with freeze-frame captions are €œTessin €“ the sickle user€ and €œEva Parrish €“ karate champion of Australia€ (who we see once in training but never again) plus €œAmazons 7 €“ Thailand kickboxing€ who wear white masks, stockings and loincloths handed down by Fred Flintstone. Special mention however must be made of shoulderpads-loving Hammerhead, who goes everywhere followed by six dudes in conical black helmets that cover their faces.
 
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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'