12 Crazy Sequel Pitches That Almost Ruined Great Films

3. Jurassic Park 4: Dino-Soldiers

To be honest, it's already pretty impressive that anyone still wants to see a fourth Jurassic Park after the third one was a massive failure in comparison to even the second one, thanks to the RIDICULOUS decision to feature a Rapter translator, and have Mr Alan Grant somehow perfect how to speak to them when they're on the attack. Lucky for him he accidentally stumbled on the Raptorish for "I'm definitely a dinosaur, I'm just in fancy dress."

Anyway, that silliness would have been nothing in comparison to the lunacy cooked up by script-writers William Monahan and John Sayles who envisaged an Alien Resurrection style cloning storyline, that would have an evil genius cloning dino-half-breed soldiers, who are trained and become part of a super soldier division. All very Frankenstein, especially the arrogant conceit that the dinosaurs were to be controlled by drugs and special genetic changes - just like they were stopped from procreating in the first one through making them all girls. What could go wrong?

The script obviously never made it on screen, but there was some concept art knocked up apparently, which can be seen above. But really, do we want a Jurassic Park meets Universal Soldiers meets Dino Riders? Well, yes, but it wouldn't have been any good.