12 Trashiest Films Ever Made
12. Color Of Night (1994)
This is the tawdry Basic Instinct wannabe that persuaded Bruce Willis to take a supporting role (and a pay cut) in an indie production helmed by a filmmaker whose first picture had made less money than Leprechaun. The movie was Pulp Fiction and the rest is history as Bruce must wish Color Of Night was.
Softcore tosh like this requires a disrobing MAW (Model Actress Whatever), a chore that here falls to Jane March (dubbed The sinner from Pinner after her antics in 1992s The Lover) whose aerobic poolside activities are the equal of anything we saw in Showgirls. Someone mustve been wowed by her previous role because here she gets to play three parts with equal gusto, which is not a spoiler because the moment she dons a wig youll think: Why is she dressed like that?
Even though her disguises are about as convincing as Diana Riggs were in Theatre Of Blood, March still fools everyone onscreen, even managing to date all the men in her support group - without anyone realizing shes in the room. Whereas Basic Instinct turned Sharon Stone into an international sex symbol, March subsequently appeared in a movie with Caspar Van Dien.