12 Trashiest Films Ever Made
9. Body Of Evidence (1993)
When Basic Instinct made $352 million worldwide, every talentless and careerist star decided to jump on the erotic thriller bandwagon, leading to some of the most pitiful and pedestrian thrillers that ever saw the light of a projector bulb. One of the first offenders was Body Of Evidence, which casts Madonna, a plumbers idea of a femme fatale, in the lead role.
Cast in the Michael Douglas part, but playing a defence lawyer instead of a cop, Willem Dafoe has to prove that the Material Girl didnt schtup her wealthy, elderly lover to death. He goes about this in a very unique way after taking Madonna to bed, he allows her to pour hot wax onto his hearts delight (if you try this at home, let us know how it turns out, will you?)
Armed with first-hand knowledge, Dafoe defends his client with the line, Its not a crime to be a great lay! He gets her off, only to realize that she was guilty all along. But youve seen Basic Instinct, so you already knew that.