12 Unanswered Questions From Famous Movies That Are Still Killing Us
3. What's The Punchline To Bender's Joke? - The Breakfast Club
The Breakfast Club is considered to be one of the best John Hughes movies from his '80s period of awesomeness, a hilarious but touching comedy/drama about a bunch of misfits who briefly put aside their differences to come together and, like, bond for the sum of a single detention.
One of the characters, John Bender, is in detention for pulling the fire alarm and evacuating the entire school unnecessarily, and at one point in the movie he begins to tell a filthy-sounding joke. What we hear of the joke goes as such: "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, 'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..." Of course, Bender is crawling through a vent at the time, and it just so happens that he falls through the ceiling at the exact moment he should have been delivering the punchline.
What did the naked lady say!? Please, God, tell us.