Rule one of Netflix and chill: choose your horrors wisely because what you assume is a slightly scary movie about orthodontics could be something else entirely. You see after Teeths protagonist Dawn, an abstinent Christian high schooler, is raped by a friend which is already a good sign it isnt Netflix and chill suitable she discovers she is suffering from a bad case of vagina dentata. Whats that we hear you cry? Its only a condition that causes teeth to grow inside well, that should be pretty self-explanatory. As you can probably imagine Dawns condition has some gory consequences for the people she has sex with, non-consensual or otherwise, resulting in the kind of sex scenes that wont exactly have you ripping each others clothes off in a hurry (heads up: a dog runs away with a severed penis in one scene). But dont worry though: as far as we know, vagina dentata is just an old myth
