13 Dumb Decisions In Jurassic Park Movies We Can't Forgive

2. Freeing The Dinosaurs To "Find Harmony" - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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If you were paying attention to literally ANY of the Jurassic Park movies, you will have noticed the running theme - that the idealism of bringing Dinosaurs back is wildly at odds with the natural order of things. To hijack the first film's most famous line "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Dinosaurs eat man. DINOSAURS inherits the earth."

This is all very well established, so quite why the writers of Fallen Kingdom decided to ignore it and have the finale of that movie feature all of the surviving dinosaurs being released as a humanitarian decision is just ludicrous. It was done as a means for the creatures to find some uneasy harmony with humans, but the reality is that Jurassic World is not a Flintstones prequel and there is no outcome where the dinosaurs don't simply eat as many people as they can until they're killed.

That might well be the actual plot of the final movie in the trilogy, but for a film that's all about dinosaur rights to end with such a stupid finale that defies all logic was unforgivably idiotic. The final, awful cherry on the most baffling, misguided of sundaes.

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