3. "An Event..." - Earthquake
They were obviously shooting for slick and dramatic whilst also trying to build hype with this downright insane attempt at marketing
Earthquake as
the event movie to beat down all other event movies, but why didn't they just make the tagline "The Event" or something instead? "An Event" implies that it's just, you know, an event, like popping to the shops, or taking a sh*t. It's an earthquake for God's sake, not a Bar Mitzvah that you're not really too bothered about attending, but your parents are forcing you to go to anyway. I hope somebody got fired for this one.