13 Horrifically Misjudged Movie Taglines You Won't Believe They Actually Used

6. "Do Not Disturb Them. They Already Are." - Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors This tagline perplexes me in ways I didn't know it was possible to be perplexed. Let's try and figure it out together. So the name of the movie is Running With Scissors. Okay. And the "they already are" part means to imply that these characters are already "running with scissors," I guess. But what the is up with the "Do Not Disturb Them" part? Don't disturb them? 'Cause they're already disturbed, maybe? Still, why the use of that phrase? If people were legitimately running with scissors, metaphorically or literally, wouldn't it be best to disturb them? My brain hurts. On we go.
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