13 Movie Characters Who Would Be A Better President Than Jeb Bush

1. Damien Thorn (Sam Neill) - The Final Conflict

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Heir to the Thorn millions, Damien is the prophesized antichrist who will rise from the sea of politics and turn man against his brother until man exists no more – unless a bunch of slumming character actors can stop him.

Handsome, charismatic and bearing a strong resemblance to that guy from Jurassic Park, Damien is a born orator capable of convincing his followers to kill in his name – essential traits in a Republican. His problems with organized religion, however, require attention.

Pros:

1. Born of a jackal

2. Killed his stepfamily to further his career

3. Bent on world domination

Cons:

1. Unfortunate tattoos

2. Erm...

3. Good Morning, Mr President

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'