13 Reasons Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Was The Stupidest 2014 Movie

2. The Testosterone Failsafe

Who puts a massive button on a killing machine that immediately administers the antidote? What kind of moron doesn't make it really hard to save whoever is inside the chamber of doom, with something as simple as a password or something, instead of just making it literally the biggest button on the screen? Clearly the Foot Clan has poor technical support - even though they somehow knocked up the Turtle prisons in less than a day - because later in the film when Shredder is shown letting off the toxins into the sky above New York, the only terminal obviously able to control the release is about 10 foot away from where the poisons come out. Ignoring for a minute why Shredder is the one letting those toxins off - that's literally henchman work - whoever thought that putting the control console in the fallout zone was clearly a massive idiot. Way to go genius, you just killed the boss.
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