13 Things Only Tim Burton Fans Will Understand

9. Becoming Easily Bored With Anything Traditional

You can't sit still and put yourself through watching any ordinary romantic comedy with a ditzy blonde and a muscular hero. It bores you senseless. Your kind of movie is something less conventional like a murdered woman rising from the grave claiming she is the bride of a young man she takes to The Land Of The Dead where he is reunited with his dead dog as a wedding present; that could not be more up your street even if you wrote it yourself.