14 Funniest Moments In Deadpool

2. A Message For Beast

Deadpool's glib goodbye to the X-Men has the perfect one-liner gracenote; "Tell Beast to stop sh*tting on my lawn." It works on so many levels that it's hard to know where to begin. The best part about it is simply what a random attack it is - out of all the X-Men, that's the one that Reynolds decided to tear apart. It'd be great to see a line-o-rama outtake montage from that scene on the Blu-ray, where Reynolds takes a potshot at every single X-Man one by one.
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