14 Movies That Will Make You Glad You're Single

7. Kill Bill

Don't you just love Bill? What a great guy, gets The Bride pregnant and then when she's betrothed to someone else he massacres everyone in the Church where they are rehearsing the wedding and blasts her in the head point blank. What? I thought chicks dug that stuff? The entire plot revolves around the fact that The Bride is a wronged woman, "Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a woman's scorn" as the old adage goes. I mean, she can't have anything can she? Bill is the ultimate psycho ex-boyfriend, unless shooting pregnant women was suddenly OK (although when Quentin Tarantino's involved the morals of humanity do tend to go out the window). Ladies, if you have a boyfriend, you risk upsetting him and according to Kill Bill, he'll never let you be happy again, best just to keep your options open for now.
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