15 Doctors Crazier Than Hannibal Lecter

1. Dr Josef Heiter - The Human Centipede

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A gifted surgeon, Dr Heiter’s specialty is separating conjoined twins, but since his retirement, he’s concentrated mainly on his favourite hobby: joining creatures together.

In order to give himself a “pet”, Heiter kidnaps three tourists and connects them, mouth to anus, so that they share a single digestive system. The pet must then be housebroken, so Heiter teaches the trio to move as one in his garden, beating them when they fail or when their cries keep him awake at night.

Because you’re not required to show modesty around pets, he even disrobes in front of them before taking a swim in his birthday suit. 

Contributor

Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'