15 Greatest Guilty Pleasure Movies Of The 1980s

7. Neon Maniacs

Joysticks 1983
Anchor Bay Entertainment

Cinematographer Joseph Mangine is no household name, but he shot more than his share of revered exploitation trash, including I Drink Your Blood and The Sword and the Sorcerer. While he only directed twice, his second and last effort - 1986's Neon Maniacs - is another one you really have to see to believe.

It starts out like any other 80s slasher, with a group of horny teens hanging out partying in downtown San Francisco. Naturally they soon come under attack, but not from a lone psycho in a mask: rather, they have an entire platoon of bizarre, rubber-faced monsters looking like they stepped off a Halloween parade, all of whom apparently live inside the Golden Gate Bridge itself.

These eye-poppingly weird creations include a zombified samurai warrior, Vietnam veteran, Mohawk warrior and surgeon. Credit where its due, these are quite nice practical make-up FX jobs; they're just a very strange combination of characters for what is ostensibly a pretty straightfoward teen-oriented horror.

The fact that it's all played so straight whilst being so flagrantly weird is what makes Neon Maniacs so quintessentially 1980s; that and the almost-equally garish fashions and music.

 
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