15 Mindless Action Films You Must See Before You Die

Second only to El Santo in terms of popularity, Blue Demon takes centre stage in The Champions Of Justice, a movie that compensates for its ultra-low budget by including lots of scenes where masked wrestlers kick the crap out of dwarves.

You see, there’s a mad scientist who wants to destroy Blue Demon as well as his colleagues Mil Mascaras and The Killer Doctor, and he’s hit upon the perfect method – a machine that transforms ordinary midgets into super-strong assassins. So every 5 minutes there’s a scene where a dwarf is being brutalized by a luchador, but don’t worry – the dwarves turn into stuffed dummies before they fly into exploding lab equipment.

If you have ever wanted to see midgets fight wrestlers in mid-air or terrorize beauty pageant contestants, say hello to your new favourite movie.