4. You'll Be Judged If You Wear A Gown Like Elsa's
Just like you'll be judged if you hold a Frozen birthday party. It's so tough: you merely want to express your Frozen love in the truest form (mimicry), but you're a fully grown adult now, and society just does not deem it appropriate. You've considered going for a job dressing up as Elsa at Frozen birthday parties for ten year olds, but you're not sure you've got what it takes. Despite wishing you could don your beautiful dressing up gown every day, you've forgiven society. You'd do it only if everyone would accept you: but it would appear the the world just isn't ready yet for full grown men and women dancing down the streets in their finest livery. (Thank god that fancy dress outfit you bought online is hidden in the back of your wardrobe where no one can see it. You can get it out when you're home alone and dance away in your 'ice gown' to your hearts content. Behind closed doors, of course).
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
