15. Dealing With The Rage That Only Comes When People Say 'Tangled Is Better'
Some people like Tangled more than Frozen. These people are wrong, take pity on them. It only happens once in a while, but you hear this comment too often for your liking. There is absolutely no way Tangled is the better animated film; and you've got your own adoration for the Frozen movie plus the higher Box Office ratings to prove it. There really is no way to control yourself; Elsa and Anna are OBVIOUSLY the more iconic female characters, the side kicks are ten times more likeable, the hero is more loveable with far better morals. And HELLO: who would choose having extra strong mega long hair over ICE POWERS? It takes all of your efforts to not yell at this enemy in front of you (and to not admit that yes, you've watched Tangled too, and it wasn't so bad...)
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
