15 Rejected Star Wars Items Lucasfilm Didn’t Want You to Have (Which You Can Still Kinda Get Anyway)

1. Naboo Wave Battle Scenescape/ Big Game Trophies

Big Game trophies: If you had these on your wall, you may as well change your name to €œPussyHammer€ due to the amount of women who will be throwing themselves at you. What you can actually own: Source - starwarscostumes Although you can't mount the head of a Star Wars creature above your mantle, you CAN replicate the feeling of having hunted and skinned a Wampa with this stylish throw rug. Naboo Scene Fish Tank: Awesome. A fish tank you can't put fish into. Or drown Gungans in. Great. What you can actually own: Source - petco Source - hms studios A Dagobah frog habitat, for the series purists, or a Naboo scene for those who favor the prequels. And to cater to both demographics, an R2-D2 tank that apparently fails in every respect, especially in the holding water department. You could also buy a squid and call him Admiral Ackbar. Or not.
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