14. Underworld: Blood Wars
The Premise: Pretty much unknown at the moment, but it will follow the continued adventures of vampire hybrid Selene (Kate Beckinsale) and her new hybrid pal David (Theo James).
Why It Looks Awful: For one, these movies have been sucking (sorry) for years, then there's the fact it's being written by the guy responsible for the critically-panned Priest and The Last Witch Hunter, and it's also helmed by a first-time director.
We haven't seen a single frame of it yet beyond spy pictures from the set, but considering that Screen Gems contemplated rebooting the series without Beckinsale, it says a lot about how desperate they are to keep milking the cash cow.
Why It'll Make A Profit: Kate Beckinsale in tight PVC. What more do you need to know? 2012's Underworld: Awakening made a healthy $160 million worldwide, so it's unlikely that this fifth one will bomb...even though we'd love it to.