15 Worst Movie Moments Of 2017

14. The Vaginal Tracker - Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Kingsman The Golden Circle Tracker
Fox

In order to follow-up on the shady organisation known as the Golden Circle, Eggsy (Taron Egerton) heads to the Glastonbury Festival, where meets up with former Kingsman trainee Charlie's (Edward Holcroft) ex-girlfriend Clara Von Gluckfberg (Poppy Delevingne).

Apparently the only tracker that will do the job requires Eggsy to plant it on Clara by fingering her, leading to a highly awkward and embarrassing sequence in which Eggsy is shown "delivering" the device inside of Clara's vagina, complete with a CGI glimpse of the tracker sticking to the mucus membrane inside.

The scene is an example of a scene that's gross and shocking simply for the sake of being gross and shocking. It's part of a wildly unnecessary subplot in an already bloated movie, and it isn't even funny to boot. It's just very misguided, and it's easy to see why so many were offended by it.

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