16 Reasons Why Being A Film Buff Secretly Ruins Your Life
11. You're Obsessed With Movie Lists (But There Are Just Too Many To Conquer)
You've finally managed to watch all the movies in Sight & Sound's greatest movies of all time poll, and... what? They're doing another one? ALREADY? No, I haven't seen all of Roger Ebert's "Great Movies" yet, but I'm working on it. Besides, I've got to finish Jonathan Rosenbaum's list of the 1000 Essential Movies first. Then there's the IMDb.com Top 250, which I've been chipping away at since I was 15 but it KEEPS FREAKIN' CHANGING! Help.
10. Nobody Will Go To The Cinema With You As Frequently As You'd Like
You want to go see each and every new theatrical release? Ain't nobody got time for that.
You've finally managed to watch all the movies in Sight & Sound's greatest movies of all time poll, and... what? They're doing another one? ALREADY? No, I haven't seen all of Roger Ebert's "Great Movies" yet, but I'm working on it. Besides, I've got to finish Jonathan Rosenbaum's list of the 1000 Essential Movies first. Then there's the IMDb.com Top 250, which I've been chipping away at since I was 15 but it KEEPS FREAKIN' CHANGING! Help. 