16 Things Only Les Misérables Fans Will Understand

3. You're Cautious Of All Inns

Not only did Inn owners make Mary and Joseph have their baby in the stables, they're also known to steal from you and abuse your vulnerability in needing a place to stay for the nice. You are now truly suspicious.
"Charge 'em for the lice Extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice There a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut."
These aren't lyrics, they're rules.
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