16 WTF Moments From Fifty Shades Darker

7. The Romantic Boat Ride

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Because each of these movies apparently has to have a goofy scene of Christian and Ana just hanging out while not doing anything sexual, Darker basically repeats the gyro plane scene from the first movie but with a boat this time.

Christian helps Ana steer his giant boat, set to a frothy pop song in a scene that goes on at least two minutes too long, and could easily have been cut from the two-hour run-time.

We get it: he's a rich guy and can offer Ana some insanely fun experiences even outside of the bedroom, but this scene did absolutely nothing.

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