If there's even an inch of nerd in you, there's absolutely no way that you got to this point in Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon's spectacular meta-horror movie Cabin in the Woods without grabbing for your remote control. It's moments like this which really separate the theatrical experience with the home release, of course, because - for some reason - cinemas don't like it when you shout "PAUSE THE MOVIE! I WANT TO READ WHAT'S WRITTEN ON THE WHITEBOARD BEFORE WE GO ON!" during a screening. Fascists.