18 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2017's Oscar Movies

Nominated For: Best Picture + 7 More

Amazon always manages to flush out the most sympathetic of reviewers:

"This movie is like your schizo aunt after she has been off her meds for a few days. They sold it with aliens to get you in the door, then ripped the rug out from under you. I sure wish I could recoup the 2 hours of my life I wasted on this crap."

And whatever you do, don't try and suggest an unconventional hero:

"Only in a Hollywood movie are the military the weak, bumbling figures, while the linguistics professor is the fearless heroine who will save the world."

Because of course, shooting your guns wildly at aliens would have solved everything.