18 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2017's Oscar Movies

5. Deepwater Horizon

Wahlberg Deepwater Horizon
Summit Entertainment

Nominated For: Best Visual Effects, Best Sound Editing

Come on now, that's just cruel.

The Deepwater Horizon review section is full of complaints about flat story-telling, missed potential and English people struggling to understand accents (if you've seen John Malkovich's performance, you'll understand that in particular), but only one really laments the lack of a real framework to show off Marky Mark's genius.

The most intriguing review is almost certainly this one:

"I am surprised that a better movie was not made with this event. Characters were thin and underdeveloped. Just a maco mish masn."

All sort of fell apart at the end there didn't it, like a maco mish masn.

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