20 Essential Movie Moments That Will Define 2017

4. Patrick Stewart As A Poop - The Emoji Movie

The Emoji Movie Poop
Sony

The Moment: The poop emoji makes an appearance, and of course, he's voiced by Patrick Stewart.

Why It Will Define 2017: The comedic appeal of a piece of animated crap being played by the smooth-voiced Shakespearean legend, not to mention the man who made a screen icon out of Charles Xavier, basically speaks for itself.

It doesn't really matter if The Emoji Movie is a pleasant surprise or ends up living down to expectations: it's got one of the world's best actors lending his voice to a piece of poo, and that pretty much tells you all you need to know about the state of cinema in 2017.

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