20 Hilarious Amazon Reviews Of 2017’s Biggest Movies

9. Fifty Shades Darker

Something about this review suggests that the poster probably isn't a feminist. Either that or they're really into the abusive side of the god-awful Fifty Shades stories, which considerably soften as the series advances.

It's somewhat understandable, when you think about it: Fifty Shades sold itself on being an instant classic for those who like abusive relationships and veiled coercion. How dare it then move away from that grubby core principle to give Anastasia some sort of happiness?