5. They Went In People And Came Out Hamburger! - The Corpse Grinders
The Corpse Grinders has a great concept: when the Lotus Cat Food Company falls upon hard times financially, the owners start using corpses as their main ingredient, which has the unfortunate side effect of transforming cats into vicious killers. Sadly, in the hands of Ted V Mikels, its an unendurable mess. Great trailer, though.
Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'